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Slack.com slash DHQ. The Pulitzer Prize has been awarded to both the New York Times,

a former newspaper, and the Washington Post, for failing to make the case that Donald

Trump colluded with Russia to defeat Hillary Clinton. The prize comes with a citation

to the Times and Post that reads in part, quote, even though you didn't achieve anything,

you tried really, really hard and deserve a trophy for doing your best. After all, winning

isn't everything. Everyone who participated should get a prize. And afterwards, we'll

all go to Basque and Robbins for ice cream. That should help you forget the fact that you've

wasted more than a year covering a story that doesn't exist while people were watching

Brett Baer on Fox News to find out what was actually happening in the world. So congratulations,

and here's a plastic cup and a ribbon, unquote. Reporters at the Times and the Post celebrated

by drinking champagne until they found themselves lying on the bathroom floor, vomiting and sobbing

over their lost journalistic ethics and their wasted lives.

I'm Andrew Cleven, and this is the Andrew Cleven Show.

All right. I am here in Phoenix in a Hilton hotel. I had a fantastic time yesterday at

the Grand Canyon University. I gave a speech there, and the kids were absolutely great. I

call them kids because I'm so old. They look like kids to me, but they're students. Really

nice universities. Just burging kind of a private Christian university. A couple of really

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