Ep. 496: Buttryshnikov with Rob Kutner

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2017

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Jordan and Jesse get weary of the sea and take a break from nautical talk this week and sit down for a chat with Conan writer Rob Kutner about whether or not you should use the cleaning fluid squirter on your windshield, Jordan's experience swimming at the West Hollywood public pool, Vin Diesel's first acting job, and Rob's new graphic novel, "Shrinkage." Get "Shrinkage" here! Or on ComiXology here!

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.6	It's Jordan Jesse Goh. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.
0:14.2	Jordan Morris Boy Detective. Every week on Jordan Jesse Goh we sail the high seas.
0:18.7	It's America's premier nautical podcast from tall ships to steam freighters.
0:25.5	Hoist the sails, prepare the hard tack, sharpen the swords, laddies,
0:31.2	for the seven seas will be ours to pillage.
0:36.2	We'll be drinking meat. Is that is it?
0:40.6	Shit. What has been doing this?
0:42.0	What has been doing this show for 11ish years?
0:46.0	Yeah and every week we've talked about maritime issues.
0:49.6	The nautical life. What you're dealing with the big questions of the day.
0:52.8	What do you do with a drunkard sail?
0:54.8	Sure.
0:55.3	Or a lie in the morning.
0:56.5	Yeah, what if you don't have a longboat?
0:58.3	Where do you put him to Lee Sober?
0:59.8	Yeah.
1:01.0	Oh, you put him in the cabin with the captain's daughter.
1:03.1	Oh, oh boy.
1:04.1	Yeah.
1:05.3	But frankly, I'm getting a little weary of the sea.
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