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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 492: Whoretown with Kevin McDonald

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2017

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Kevin McDonald from The Kids in the Hall joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse's son, Oscar's new character Robot Monkey, Kevin's run in with The Black Crows, the greatness of the Police Squad TV show, and Kevin's story about being in the Outkast music video for the song Roses.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.1

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.4

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris boy detective

0:15.3

I am glad that I escaped my house Jordan. I'll tell you why it's on fire

0:19.7

It's on fire. Did you think it's a horrible tragedy? Did you consider? Yes. Did you just flee or did you think about maybe helping everyone else in the house or the dogs?

0:28.5

Or did you just you just book it for the studio? No, it was like that old joke where the two guys are trying to outrun the bear

0:36.0

I don't think I've heard that joke. Hey, it's two guys and a bear is chasing after them

0:40.8

It's the bear a Jew because if it is I don't approve of these kinds of jokes two guys and a bear is chasing after them and

0:47.0

One of them stops and he takes off his dress shoes and he puts on his sneakers and the other guy stops and says

0:54.4

Well, it doesn't matter what kind of shoes you're wearing that's not going to help you outrun a bear and the first guy says outrun a bear

1:00.4

No, I have to outrun you. Ah sure

1:03.4

So is that kind of situation only with my family my children my pets gotcha and all my possessions?

1:10.0

I figured I as long as I get out of there probably the fastest member of the family

1:15.6

Would you say that?

1:17.6

I think I depends on distance Jordan. Oh sure sure

1:22.5

You're a spring you're more of a sprint guy. Yeah, I mean I got those I mean you use quick you you at T-Mobile

1:28.2

But you're good at this you're good at sprinting quick. I'm on boost. Oh boost

1:32.9

Quick twitch quick twitches what I have

1:35.8

Um, I know house was not on fire now house was not on fire what was happening there that made the made it hard to leave my son

1:42.2

Oscars three and

1:45.4

He was right he has a toy

1:48.8

Drum has a big drum mallet and he was going around the house hitting things hard

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