Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh

What are you so happy about? I'm in bad shape. I have a whole warehouse full of its

Mueller-time t-shirts. Does anybody have extra lard? They're at a discount rate. And my

Avonati 2020 ones are completely tanky. They are tanky. But no, it has been a week,

right? Been a week. I think we're all a little confused. I'm confused. I mean,

Mueller released his port. It was a week ago tonight. It was right before we went on the air.

And he did not draw a conclusion on whether Trump tried to obstruct justice. But wasn't

that what Mueller's job was to draw a conclusion on obstruction? It says so right in the report.

We're not allowed to read. Yeah, we're not allowed to read the report. We have a new faith-based

justice system. Trump's Attorney General, and I do mean Trump's Attorney General William

Barr read the report for us. You know, this is like trying to pick a restaurant and the only

yelp reviewer is from the chef. You know? And we can't see the report. We can't see Trump's

taxes. Can't even see his grades. It's like Bizarre World Obama. The only thing we have seen

is his birth certificate. And the whole thing, just I don't know, it doesn't quite make sense

to me at this point. It's like one of those movies, you know, where they seem to be wrapping

it up. Things to be over. Case closed. We caught the killer. And then you click, wait,

there's 15 minutes left. But, right, I feel like there's a final scene where Mueller goes

home and he puts his briefcase down. He sits down to dinner with his wife, who is Roger

Stone. And he's cooking a meatloaf while he's talking on the phone in Russia.

And he's got a question to Vladimir Putin, you know it? So Trump also had a week now to

absorb the new realities of the post-Moller World. And he used it as a starting point to call

for a renewed sense of unity. I'm fucking kidding, of course. He went, Abe Shet and Light

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