Ep 49: A Worm! A Worm! My Kingdom for a Worm!

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2012

⏱️ 22 minutes

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After Captain Baxter's mysterious demise, the crew scrambles to fill the resulting power vaccuum. Recorded on July 1st, 2012. Title suggested by K Scott Huntley via Facebook.

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0:00.0	Friends, I come here not to praise Captain Baxter, but to shoot him out into space in a coffin.
0:20.3	I know he was close to all of you,
0:24.0	and we will all miss him very much for this ship.
0:28.4	It's too bad that a freak accident took him from us
0:32.2	in the middle of the night with nobody left
0:37.1	to explain his disappearance.
0:38.9	I blame and praise myself for this.
0:42.5	It was probably something that Fritz did.
0:45.0	Can I start singing the song?
0:47.8	Does anybody have any last words?
0:51.7	When I look at this massive pile of bacon and eggs,
0:56.5	we're shooting into space in lieu of Captain Baxter's body.
1:01.0	I can't help but think that's a lot of bacon and eggs.
1:05.2	And he was a lot of captain.
1:08.5	Some days too much, Captain.
1:11.7	You know, when you're a first officer, your captain is your everything.
1:17.7	And I am just so glad that the first captain that I was ever first officer to was Captain
1:26.1	was captain back.
1:27.8	Because he was like this pile of bacon and eggs.
1:32.3	More than anyone should eat.
1:36.6	But sometimes that's just right.
1:40.1	Oh, Captain Hayes, that was beautiful.
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