Chaos ensues in the Iowa caucuses as Democrats fail to tally up the votes.

Mayor Cheat Buttigieg declares himself the winner, even though no official votes have come in at all,

and he's not pulling at the top in a single state.

Actually, Bernie Sanders is pulling at the top, not just in Iowa, but also in New Hampshire,

and he's running second in Nevada and South Carolina, where Joe Biden's firewall is collapsing.

We will examine how an unaccomplished communist rose to the top of the field.

White party elites are trying to steal the nomination from him again, and how the Democratic party

fell apart. Then, the peerless and pioneering Rush Limbaugh announces a diagnosis of advanced

stage lung cancer. We will see what the reaction to his announcement means for Rush and his enemies.

Finally, a lone Democrat turns against impeachment and rich liberal white women pay bigots to

call them racist over dinner. All that and more, I'm Michael Knowles, and this is the Michael Knowles show.

What a night. What a night. I'm sorry if I look under slept. I was sitting in my studio

until one in the morning with Senator Ted Cruz. We were supposed to do our podcast together,

and we couldn't because the Iowa caucuses did not give us the final tally.

So about one o'clock, I saunter over to the hotel bar in DC just to try to find any news.

There are no results whatsoever. The Democratic party completely bungled this, and then,

and then the best part of all, Mayor Pete, the cheat bootage edge comes on stage and without any

official votes in, declares himself the winner, vindicating every single thing I've been saying

about this guy for several months. We will get to Mayor Pete's fake victory speech. We'll get to

what this means for the party in 2020. But first, I've got to thank our friends over at Net Suite.

Let me tell you something. Iowa should have proven this to you. Technology is not perfect.

If you don't know your numbers, then you don't know your business. But the problem that growing

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