CNN's Don Lemon makes an awkward on-air apology

for mocking half of his fellow countrymen

as ignorant illiterate robes.

The only problem with Don Lemon's apology

is that he never actually apologized.

We will examine why being a leftist

means never having to say you're sorry.

Then the fate of impeachment comes down

to a nail-biter on Friday.

We take a look at the stakes.

The Iowa caucuses are just four days away,

and finally the mailbag on Michael Knowles,

and this is the Michael Knowles show.

Do we have a lot to get to today?

My favorite, of course, is Don Lemon's sorry.

I'm not sorry, which isn't just about Don Lemon.

It's not just about CNN.

It's about the whole left wing.

We'll go to that in a second.

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