Ep. 487: Smartphone Face, Ozempic Hair, and the Week’s Beauty News

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Dermatology, Fashion & Beauty, Arts, Beauty News, Makeup, Skincare, Perfume, Fragrance

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2023

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Why do some actors look out of place in period films and TV series? Dazed Beauty writer Kleigh Balugo calls it “smartphone face”—that thing where people look too modern to have lived before the 21st century. Is it cosmetic injectables, too-perfect brows, orthodontics, better nutrition, or maybe all the above? And what about people whose faces seem old-timey? What gives them that classic look? Let’s discuss! Then, we’re talking about how weight-loss drugs affect your hair; Oprah’s skincare investment; beauty tourism in Turkey (Türkiye); and health concerns related to hair relaxers. Plus, another body scrub that’s a bargain (aka, a “tight price point”), a multitasking tinted pencil for ages 19 to 99, and a makeup bag that doesn’t get gross.

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0:00.0	Hey, everyone. What's up? Thanks for joining us. It's fat mascara. Hey, hi, hi,
0:14.4	guests. What's up? My name is Jess. As you gathered by Jen saying hello to me.
0:21.2	Hey, fam, I'm Jen. It's like, sometimes you just get so into a rhythm. You get so into a rhythm.
0:28.5	Yeah, no, we changed it up. Here we are. Welcome to the show. Welcome to our beauty podcast.
0:33.6	How's it going, Jess? It's going okay. Quick thing. I hope this doesn't alienate people,
0:38.6	but like, you know how much Jen and I both have like foot issues. Oh, they know.
0:43.7	Well, if you're new to the podcast, oh, I've had neuroma surgery, bunionectomy surgery, pain.
0:48.8	Same, same. Well, you've had both have bunionectomy surgery. By the way, bun, people always think
0:53.5	bunions are some like topical thing that is. It's not cosmetic. It's not cosmetic. You can't.
1:00.7	Yeah, it just means that your bone, yeah, your bone is crooked. It's not like a war or something
1:04.7	disgusting looking. Well, we both have like neuromas, which is like when you have a nerve thing
1:09.7	that makes it just Google it. Actually, you know, I'm not like a big like tick-tock obsessive. It's
1:14.4	scar tissue around a nerve ending between a metatarsal. You do the third and fourth. Sometimes
1:20.3	the second and third or if you're just an eye, you've got two and each. Both at the same time
1:27.0	on both feet. It's so horrible. So I've become like really into tick-tock, like not for beauty,
1:33.5	which I probably should be. But for toe-tock, toe-tock, I've been looking into neuroma people,
1:40.5	like other people who are suffering from neuromas for tick-tock. And it's because I wanted to have
1:45.1	they've done with the surgery, but you had the surgery because nothing's working by the way.
1:49.2	Because you don't trust your dear friend and her. I want a wide sample. I want a wide sample.
1:57.6	You know what? You're probably right not to trust me because as we know, I underplay all things
2:01.2	painful in my life. And so I made it be like, it's no big deal. Are you okay, though? Like,
2:05.2	did it work? Because it was more miraculous. I'm telling you, there's a day like three weeks after
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