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Recording live from the Cornfield Resistance,

where David Brooks is camped out right next door looking for the real America.

It's the professional left with Drift Glass and Blue Gal. He doesn't know where the real America is.

He's in Nebraska, or Nebraska City, Iowa, or in Nebraska.

He's over there in a cornfield with a bunch of people from that city sitting around a table talking about reweaving their community and how hard it is.

But you know, you know what, Blue Gale?

I learned they have good rural values.

Salt to the earth those people.

Just regular, good old fashioned, decent corn fed Americans.

And you know what else?

That one fucking word about politics or culture or Trump or anything at all. It's just, you know what's cool? Middle America's cool. I want to say prayer or say words of comfort to those people in the Midwest that are dealing with massive flooding. Yes.

And it is not helpful that a certain congressman from Iowa is dissing flood victims from other parts of the country where people are not so white.

And that's all I'm going to say about that because if I have to talk about that particular person today, I'm going to have a fit.

Well, I recall what the words of Jonah Goldberg, who is going, who's the new savior of the Republican Party, who's going to save conservatism.

After Katrina, his advice was grow gills.

Yeah. Well, that's was grow gills. Yeah.

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