Ep 485 - Twenty Second Blast (feat. Simon Rex)

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2024

⏱️ 73 minutes

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HELLO. We've returned to deliver the weekly episode of the podcast. This week the D.A.W.G.Z. are joined by the broski Simon Rex. Simon can fart for so long. One time he farted for like 20 seconds straight. One fart. Pretty sick. Please enjoy. God Bless.

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0:00.0	Howdy y'all? We're here with the bro. I'm the bro, I'm the bro now.
0:05.0	I feel like I've stayed on your couch long enough to do the bro.
0:08.0	Yeah. Wait till you here.
0:11.0	You're gonna come in hot?
0:12.0	Dude, of course. You're gonna come in hot? Dude, of course.
0:13.0	You're gonna come in hot?
0:15.0	This is why you're here, brother.
0:16.0	What is it?
0:17.0	You want to give a little backstory first about what, like how we
0:20.0	I've thought on the pod, but yes.
0:21.0	Oh, I heard about that.
0:22.0	Phil Madden on your... I could about that. Phil Madden on your...
0:24.0	I could fart really long.
0:26.0	And it's been a superpower amongst me and my friends.
0:29.0	It's been a joke forever and I had a 17 second fart that I've had recorded on my iPhone for about 10 years that I've shared with my friends and I just beat my record and I sent it to him.
0:37.0	He didn't respond and open it. He didn't open it for a couple of times. I'm like, there's no way he didn't listen.
0:41.5	Because we were kind of bonding on
0:43.3	farts here on the couch and there we go. That's the perfect timing and I think
0:50.7	farts are funny because even the person doing it doesn't know what it's going to sound like it's always a pleasure that's true and if they don't stink it's a win-win and mine don't stink for some reason then they're very long.
1:00.0	So I've met to my match.
1:02.8	You might be the chosen one.
1:03.8	You're the last airbenders.
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