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Are you fast or are you slow? Are you friendly or are you angry? Are you intelligent or

are you a complete idiot? You might be able to answer these questions about yourself,

but not everyone can. Hi, I'm Stuburg here. Every day, thousands of people, mainly in

New York and Washington, DC, go through their entire lives with a complete and total lack

of self-awareness. But that ends now. The Tears for Taylor Foundation is making huge

steps in the fight to raise awareness for self-awareness. The foundation was named after Washington

Post journalist Taylor Lorenz, who was tragically born with absolutely no self-awareness whatsoever

or sense of irony. This debilitating affliction has recently manifested itself in her embarrassing

reporting on the lives of TikTok Twitter account and also in all other aspects of her life.

Imagine living life in Taylor's shoes. So clueless. So unaware. Unable to remember the

words that literally just fell out of your mouth. Imagine not realizing that other people

know how to use Google. Imagine that you're the joke, but you have no idea.

At the Tears for Taylor Foundation, we've been raising money to try to purchase enough

self-awareness to make Taylor Lorenz able to recognize at least a small percentage of

her blatant hypocrisy. As of this moment, we have raised $157,325, but

that's not enough. We will continue raising money all throughout this episode tonight to

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