Weirdly fascistic Thalmouth teenager David Hogg says,

anti-gun activists are about to start a revolution against gun owners.

Which raises the question, if you start an anti-gun revolution against gun owners,

won't the gun owners have all the guns?

Just asking for a friend.

We'll talk about the children's crusade against our constitutional rights

with semi-child Michael Knowles.

And there's lots of other news, but most importantly, we have to talk about stormy

Daniel sex life because something, something, something.

Trigger warning on Andrew Clayvin, and this is the Andrew Clayvin Show.

All right, Michael Knowles will come on later, but I do want to congratulate CBS.

They have finally forced me to talk about stormy Daniels.

I finally, you know, they were having parties in New York to watch stormy Daniels be

interviewed on 60 minutes about her sexual relationship with her alleged sexual relationship

with a billionaire playboy who had sexual relationships with all kinds of people.

And this is news because I'm not sure why, but so many people were watching it.

We really have to talk about it.

I heard that in Jim's young women, young unmarried women, people tweeted about this, would

stop what they were doing to watch the show probably because they were thinking, I wonder

how I can get a billionaire.

Now, many times, you know, when I do commercials for keeps, which is a product for, you know,

if you want to keep your hair, if you don't have hair loss, people laugh at me.

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