Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Let me just first say the state of our union is spucking ridiculous.

I don't even know where to start anymore, but I'm going to start with Jeff Bezos' dick.

It's in the news and we don't know how big this is going to get.

The story.

Did you see this today? Jeff Bezos, rich as man in the world, owns the Washington Post,

which attacks Donald Trump.

And the national inquire works for Donald Trump and attacks Robert Wagner.

But also Jeff Bezos.

So it's a real billionaire with a real newspaper against the fake billionaire with the fake newspaper.

And the Washington Post's motto is Democracy dies in darkness.

And the inquirer's motto is Jennifer Aniston has twins but Lonnie Anderson ate them.

You're following this so far.

The inquirer got hold last week. Did you see these? Oh my god, they're pretty embarrassing.

So Jeff Bezos has a lot of text from Jeff Bezos showing that he is having an affair with Lauren Sanchez,

a TV personality. I don't know what that means.

So Jeff Bezos said, hey, the inquirer did it on the orders of Trump.

They're working for Trump and the inquirer said, shut up about that.

You shut up about that. We're going to show everybody your dick.

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