Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh

I know I know it's not a secret today why you're happy

in California it's warm here I mean this you see what's going on in this

country we have people I've never been this cold millions are trapped inside

for days I mean it can make you do desperate things there are unconfirmed

reports of a guy in Chicago who watched Roma

now New York is so cold today Louis CK was just describing his penis

very cold and why she didn't show on how these lips got stuck on Trump's ass

it's a very cold

today I'm telling you today the bullshit rose past eye level I mean I've been

worried before but now Trump is saying he's already built the wall he said

with cash on hand then why did we just have this fucking government shut down

he said we are building a wall a lot of wall let me tell you right now we're

right now we're building a wall and we're getting ready to give out very very

big contracts with some money we have on hand but we will be looking at a

national emergency because I don't think anything's gonna happen you get

that we're building a lot of wall so we need a national emergency because

otherwise we can't build a wall I can't tell where the lies end and the

dementia begins he is basing no he's basing his wall policy now on the movie

Sikari O2 I'm not making this up in Sikari I saw the movie they'd like people

have prayer rugs on the border you know Muslims with this is not happening in

the movie there is smugglers who are binding women with duct tape he

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