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Recorded live from the cornfield resistance where we know where our boxes are, it's the professional left with drift class and blue gal.

All of ours have cats in them, all the boxes.

Yeah.

They're all scented.

They're all cat marked.

They're all cataloged by various other words that you can rhyme with cat.

So in case any Republican shows up at our door, wanting to know where our boxes are, why we haven't turned our boxes over, and we belabor the point that we turn them over. These are the

same boxes you looked at last week, and they don't seem to understand that. They're all here.

They're all right here in part, ready to go. And in case that Republican needs to show up at our

door with, say, a special black

friend to enhance their credibility as a not racist person, this week, we're being brought to you

by a new state-of-the-art emergency racism immunity app that's taken the GOP by storm. It's called

My Special Black Friend. It combines the compatibility algorithm of silver singles and the Uber peer-to-peer ride-sharing technology.

This is a powerful new app that's perfect for the on-the-go Republican who suddenly needs to deflect charges of racism.

So whether you're a Republican glad handing your way through the Beltway Cocktail Circuit or a Republican trying to save Donald Trump's ass in front of national television.

My special black friend is the Just in Time Racism Immunity app just for you.

Somehow I think that app isn't working the way it was intended.

No, I think it's kind of an old technology.

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