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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 482: Commander Daddy with Jason and Randy Sklar

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2017

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Jason and Randy Sklar join Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of a recent correction Jesse has to issue, the power a taekwondo sensei can has over your children, and Jesse's experience in vasectomy class. Plus, everyone tries some Swedish candy and Jordan finally tells his cuck tale.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.1

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.3

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse for in America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris boy detective

0:15.2

I don't want to range and I end here. Oh my gosh. You have a sounds like you got a frog

0:20.8

Yelp yodera. Yeah, something. I know Salaman. I'll tell you I tell you I know this frog and totor friends

0:26.8

Be sure so it's appropriate that you would bring the two of them up together. Yeah, I was yelling my way

0:33.7

I've got a I've got a pokey little puppy in my throat

0:38.8

I've got a good night good night construction site. Is that anything? I don't think so good night moon

0:44.1

No good night good night construction site is something is that what they do?

0:47.4

They say good night to a construction site in good night moon. I know there's a bowl of mush involved now look

0:52.0

This is Jordan. I'm talking about good night good night construction site here

0:56.4

Mm-hmm. This is something iconic text of the contempt

1:00.3

You don't have a you've got a niece or a nephew. It's gonna be yelling at you tomorrow

1:04.5

Boy, I don't need that money. Good night good night good night. Good night construction site is right up there with dino train in the world of

1:12.7

Child pandering for your old pandering like cross market segment. It's like the transformer six

1:20.7

You know like at some point. They're like oh, let's just add ludicrous

1:24.2

Okay, sure it's like what if a dinosaur was a train or like we had a lullaby that involved construction equipment or it's like

1:32.5

It's like if there was a children's book that said

1:35.2

Mom is now cool with you putting her keys in your mouth. Yeah

1:39.7

Like what does a kid want to hear? Yeah, okay? So this is just about the various things that are on a construction site

1:44.9

I gather because and they're all going to sleep gotcha just like your children won't okay?

1:49.5

You don't matter how hard you try. That sounds nice. It's called parenthood mm-hmm

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