Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you very much. I do appreciate that. Glad you got that out of your system.

I know why you're happy today, everybody. Because Trump today announced a deal to temporarily reopen the federal government for...

It'll be open for three weeks, like his casinos.

And of course, no funding for the wall. It's the thing he said he would never do he just did.

Right? For 35 days he will like to. He will never be a deal without wall-fending.

And Nancy Pelosi said, oh yeah, hold my beer.

Yeah. But of course, Trump always has to frame everything as a win for him.

Three weeks to give the wall, maybe I'll declare he says an emergency. That's his new strategy.

He'll give you three weeks to declare an emergency. He's like the bad guy at the end of every movie falling off a skyscraper.

Still she yelling shit on his way down. You may have won this round, striker, but I'm...

And Pelosi's there like, yep, yeah, pussy grabber.

That's it, it is. Couple of days ago, Trump was talking about this and he said, I'm quoting word for it, he said,

Nancy Pelosi or as I call her Nancy. That's how bad she is kicking this man's ass. His cutting nickname for her is her name.

But he hasn't been idle. Trump, he came up with the slogan that you hear that this week, he said,

Build the wall, crime will fall. It's stupid, it's factually inaccurate, so I came up with one. That's so dumb, your base will come.

And Pelosi said, you won't get your wall, I've got bigger balls. See, it's not that hard to run. Oh, speaking of balls,

Trump's ban on transgender people serving in the military. They say that can be enforced, that's what you get when you put Brett Kavanaugh on this brim court.

So that can be enforced. And Trump's always had it out, right, for the transgender people and why? He told us today, he said,

No one wants to grab a pussy and get a surprise.

But let's not bury what's most important in America. Everyone is talking about the smirk heard round the world.

You saw this kid this week, remember this kid, yeah, you don't know what this is, if you're living under a rock.

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