Ep. 48 - We Wax Slime's Entire Body

The Yard

Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2022

⏱️ 154 minutes

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For 20,000 Patreon members, Slime agrees to wax his entire body this episode. The boys talk about the Beyblade tournament, Asher Roth, and Aiden's one serious problem.

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0:00.0	I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass.
0:17.5	Oh, God. Okay. Wow. It's so clean. Yeah. It looks like a cow uttered out. Oh,
0:29.9	that's great. Oh, that is so much hair. Wait, can I make a request? Oh, my God, I'm all
0:38.6	excited to take a photo after. Is that possible? Oh, it can just keep somewhere. It's gross,
0:44.9	though. I think you have so much hair now. That's not there. Yeah. Yeah, it's really. What's up,
0:54.4	guys? This is Welcome to the yard. And this is Lana. She runs a studio called Wax by Lana.
0:59.7	You want to say hi? Let me take off my mask and say hi. Hello, right here. First of all,
1:07.0	I would like to thanks to thanks Anthony and his team. Give me this opportunity. Oh, man, that's
1:14.5	us. We're Anthony's team. I would like to say thank you to all my clientele. They've been showing
1:22.5	like their support and love me for many years. We're about them. Wax by Lana. It's not like today.
1:31.7	I love you. And now we're part of our loving clientele. Everyone who needs any part of the body
1:37.1	waxing, give me a try. I can guarantee I won't let you guy down. No, disappointed. Use code yard for
1:47.2	us. So a funny thing about Lana here is that so I was tasked to find a place to get this done,
1:56.6	right? Because not only do you have to do it, but you have to find the person. Yeah, because,
2:01.1	because, you know, oh god. And the funny thing here is I just like I Google searched and I just
2:08.2	found her and I give her a call and we start talking about it and stuff. And then she's like,
2:14.3	okay, yeah, she seems down. I'm like, oh, this is great. She's like, super down. We have another call.
2:18.7	And she's, she's like, what was that noise for? Why are you making noises? Yeah, for audio listeners,
2:25.0	slime, just like, he actually just set down like a little thing. And he's like, it wasn't even a
2:30.2	Lego. Just looks like a Lego. Yeah, he's treating like just a piece of fuzz. Yeah, he was. And she
2:34.5	actually have, anyway, she actually has done this for Eric Andre, which is kind of funny. Yeah,
2:40.2	that was wild. Yeah, because you functionally just found like, what was the first result for you?
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