It's my third cousin once removed Hillary Clinton's birthday.

I was unaware that Hillary was begotten rather than created, as a friend of mine said he saw her fall like lightning from heaven.

But we'll celebrate the big day by counting our blessings this year.

Then, PragerUCEO Marissa Stryte comes in studio to discuss her conservative group's new lawsuit against Google.

I love it.

Red Pill Black, Candace Owens, Amanda Presto-Jacamo and Jacob Erie join the panel of deplorables to analyze Ashley Judd's new tone on sexual assault, the JFK papers, and why scientists say the universe shouldn't exist.

Finally, your most pressing questions are answered in the mailbag.

I'm Michael Knowles. This is the Michael Knowles show.

We have a lot to get to today. I obviously want to wish my cousin Hillary Clinton a proper happy birthday.

But first, we really need to count our blessings because we have sponsors.

We have people who keep the light.

I know it doesn't feel like the universe shouldn't exist. Just like this.

But nevertheless, they're very nice. They help us keep the lights on.

It's a fabulous product. I am talking, of course, about ring.

Now, you might have seen ring before. I'm not a cool guy, but some of my friends are cool guys.

All of my cool guy friends have this doorbell that has a video camera in it.

So, you ring the bell and then it's zapped right to your phone.

So, even if you're not in the house, you can be in the house and you see us at the door and talk to them in whatever.

Or, you can be at your office or you can be at the store or you can be sitting on the beach.

And it's a new technology for the 21st century.

And what their mission is is to make neighborhood safer.

So, it's really like a neighborhood watch for the 21st century, a home security system for the 21st century.

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