Ep 48: Grown Men Who Sing About Getting Grounded
TWO LESS LONELY GIRLS
Mike Coscarelli
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2019
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Somehow, hosts CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) & ROSEBUD BAKER (@RosebudBaker) have not yet been detained by the authorities and neither has their friend, comedian and former rapper, BRENDAN SAGALOW (@BrendanSagalow). Brendan is meh on the Biebs but has a double obsession with grown men who created anthems for chubby white teenagers on Long Island (Eminem & Green Day). If you've never heard a grown man say that taking ecstasy and seeing a pop punk band would be the best night of his life, today's your fucking day. Please rate, review, and subscribe on iTunes and YouTube! Produced by: @MikeCoscarelli
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| 0:00.0 | To answer your question, yes we are two adult women. |
| 0:05.0 | And yes we love Bieber and that's why we're publicly stalking him. |
| 0:11.0 | We're crazy. |
| 0:12.0 | Hey! |
| 0:13.0 | Maybe he's what America needs. |
| 0:16.0 | One nation under beeps. |
| 0:19.0 | We're gonna be two less softly girls. |
| 0:22.0 | We're gonna be two let's only girls. We love Justin Bieber and let us be clear |
| 0:28.2 | we're not being ironic at all. |
| 0:31.2 | Post a biker in Fisher and Rosebaker. Welcome back everybody to two less lonely girls. I am Rosebud Baker. I am Rosebud Baker. |
| 0:40.0 | I'm Corinne Fisher and this is our pal comedian and funny man in |
| 0:45.7 | soon to be imprisoned criminal Brendan sagelow |
| 0:50.0 | everybody |
| 0:51.0 | to the show everybody I regret immediately what I said and I don't want to go to jail and I don't think the things that I said |
| 0:57.0 | before. |
| 0:58.0 | Because he left his second Carhart Beanie in the Ubraner. |
| 1:01.0 | My Venmo is just my name. |
| 1:02.4 | If you want to Venmo me money for that |
| 1:04.0 | fucking hat I we're trying to raise thirty dollars please it's thirty dollars on |
| 1:09.0 | Amazon or I can put it on my Amazon wish list like you're a cam girl yeah like you're a |
| 1:14.8 | cam girl and or Amanda binds what I would do that's Amanda binds does that oh yeah we |
| 1:19.2 | went through her entire registry I don't want you guys to talk about something you |
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