Today on the Matt Wall Show, mayors and governors across the country are getting very tough on,

quote unquote, criminals who violate social distancing directives. But why aren't they ever

this tough on real crime? And five headlines, including President Trump's claim that over two

million people would have died without a lockdown. We will analyze that. Is there any truth to that

whatsoever? There isn't, by the way, but not to give a spoiler. But we'll talk about that. And Alex

Jones announces his plan to eat his neighbors. And in our daily cancellation, I must cancel my own

child, my own flesh and blood. I hate to do it. It's not something any father ever wants to do,

but I have no choice. And I will explain why all of that coming out. But first, this is very

important as well, given the week that we're in. I want to tell you something about our friends over

at Bookes. You know, Mother's Day is on the way. My wife reminded me of that yesterday. She said,

by the way, Mother's Day is coming weekend. Just so you know, FYI, you know, Hintin Nudge, Nudge.

Father, Mother's Day is on the way. And just because you can't be with your mom on Mother's Day,

that doesn't mean that you can't do something for her. And in fact, it certainly doesn't get you

off the hook. You still have to do something for her. So you can't give mom a hug, but you can send

flowers from the Bookes company. Bookes, you know, that's short for Boocays. Bookes are

responsibly sourced from some of the world's finest eco-friendly farms, even farms on the

sides of volcanoes. So you get volcano flowers out of the deal. Flowers stay fresher longer.

Did you know that flowers and plants have been proven to reduce stress and boost productivity?

I didn't know that. Now you do. Now that we're spending more time at home, how about a little

self-love to brighten your day and your space? So, you know, you can buy these flowers for your mom,

for your wife, you can also buy them for yourself. And this means that, you know, you know,

when if you're not doing something for your mom and mother's day, if you're not

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