It's International Women's Day.

Stand along the corner, watchin' all the girls go by.

Stand along the corner, watchin' all the girls go by.

Brother, you don't know an nicer occupation.

Matter of fact, neither do I.

Stand, stand along the corner, watchin' all the girls go by.

Maybe a little late for the trigger warning, but trigger warning.

I'm Andrew Klaven, and this is the Andrew Klaven Show.

I'm a hunky-dunky life is tickity-brew.

There's a ringy, also singin' hunky-dunky.

All right, here we are, standing once again on the very precipice, the precipice of the Klavenless weekend,

struggling to make sense of things.

We are going today on International Women's Day.

We are going to solve one of the great riddles of International Women's Day with the help of our friend Aristotle.

We moved him over, he's usually over there on the, on the, whatever, that, on the fireplace, on the mantelpiece,

but we brought him over Harry Aristotle.

Not many people know there's his first name was Harry.

They used to call him Aristotle. He hated that.

But we're going to solve a major, major riddle about International Women's Day.

And we have Gail Holland from the LA Times.

She covers homelessness and poverty, and we're going to talk to her about homelessness.

We are going to solve this problem before I'm done.

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