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🗓️ 30 September 2020
⏱️ 50 minutes
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0:00.0 | And now a Blaze Media Podcast. |
0:04.0 | So African Gray Parrots were given to a zoo, the Lincolnshire Wildlife Park in England. They were given individually. They are African |
0:16.8 | gray, like I said, then they had been given names Eric Jade, Elsie, Tyson, |
0:22.4 | and Billy. |
0:23.0 | They were quarantined together before being placed on display. |
0:27.0 | Now, it appears that all the birds had one thing in common. |
0:32.0 | They like to swear and they like to swear at people. So the |
0:38.0 | Park Chief Steve Nichols said every time he walked past he'd get called a fat tart. |
0:44.0 | And he said they were swearing at each other and they were starting to say F off. |
0:54.0 | He said that the birds would share their favorite explatives, say the word correctly, and it was anything you could think of. |
1:05.9 | So they said that they would swear at each other, laugh and swear some more, and they put them out and then they would swear at the people |
1:16.3 | and the people would swear back at them and then they would swear back. |
1:19.9 | Now they've moved them away from the people because according to them we were worried about the kids. |
1:26.5 | Well, put them in a little cage somewhere in the back and say adult parent site or something. |
1:34.6 | This is a good way to get people to the zoo. |
1:36.7 | Now you know no one supports zoos more than chewing the fat. |
1:40.3 | And I believe that you know obviously everyone is hurting for customers these days, thanks to the Rona. |
1:47.0 | So I say we keep these birds going, the African greys, and let them keep swearing at the customers. |
1:53.0 | That's a huge bonus of going to the zoo. |
1:56.0 | I would definitely go out of my way to go to the zoo. |
2:00.0 | If I could walk into the par parent cage and have them say, |
2:03.5 | F-off! |
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