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Recorded live from the Cornfield Resistance, where Drift Glass keeps getting sucked back into Chicago politics.

It's the professional left with Drift Glass and Blue Gal.

So we'll talk about our sponsors for the holy crap.

2018 was a great year for our principal sponsor, which everyone knows is where the good Lord split you emergency farewell party supplies.

We have a lot of sponsors, but this one really stood out this year.

So whether you're a government employee who's been put out of work because Donald Trump is a weak man with a tiny penis, or you're Trey Gowdy, who slept on a

sewer grate for a week in the same baggy 90s suit before being drummed out of office forever,

where the good Lord Splitchie has a farewell sheet cake for every occasion. This week's special

offers are McCarthy Tarts. They're bitter and they're hard to swallow.

That's very good McCarthy Tarts. I like those, except he's not going anywhere.

I know, but it's, it's bitter and hard to swallow. He is bitter. He's very bitter.

Swallow it, Kevin. Swallow it. Swallow it every day, Kevin. to look up and see that, that Pelosi lady staring down at you, just smiling.

And what have you got on your side, but Liz Cheney?

Yeah, Liz Cheney.

Yeah.

I'm very angry.

Now, nobody goes see Vice, okay?

It's a bad movie.

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