Ep. 473: The Best and Worst of the Royal Rumble
Tights and Fights
Maximum Fun
4.7 • 735 Ratings
🗓️ 31 January 2026
⏱️ 52 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Tights and Fights Podcast for over six years are revolutionary forts in sports and entertainment. |
| 0:11.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:15.7 | Here comes to how. |
| 0:18.3 | Here comes to Dan. |
| 0:20.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:22.6 | Here comes to Lindsay. They are the panel. |
| 0:25.6 | They've got a podcast. |
| 0:29.6 | Tights and Fights is the name. |
| 0:32.6 | Welcome to Tites and Fights, the show that discusses |
| 0:35.6 | wrestling with the sincerity and hilarity that it deserves. |
| 0:39.0 | For the thousands in attendance and for the Hallions watching around the world, I'm Hal Lublin, |
| 0:44.9 | and I'm joined today by my fellow members of the nation of conversation. |
| 0:48.2 | Let's get ready to rumble. |
| 0:50.7 | Daniel Radford. |
| 0:52.0 | Can I be a Hallion? |
| 0:53.1 | I want to be a Hallion. |
| 1:28.1 | Sure. Everybody is. Everybody is automatically off in. They have to opt out in their setting. Oh, it's like that YouTube album. Yep. Like you have to go in. Or 20s me or whatever else. Yeah, you have to go through it. It's the YouTube album of in the iPad Nano of Life. Yeah. You have loaded onto it. This also joining us. We got two words for you. Kelk it. Lindsay Kelk. I would like those two words. If anyone has more words, I would also take those words. I'm short on words. About 90,000 of them. Please donate your words. It's a real Phantom Tollbooth situation. |
| 1:31.4 | Yeah. You can't just like fill the rest of your book. |
| 1:39.9 | What if I could though? It's like throw a penny to your witcher or whatever the fuck, but it's like throw a paragraph to your podcaster. |
| 1:41.1 | Please. Oh. |
| 2:19.0 | Please. Can I give a pitch to you? And this is also just some writing advice in general. Absolutely. I've not written a book, but I've written many other things. If you're stuck and you need more words, you just have a character say, I'm very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, like, oh, are you very, very, very, very, very, and the other person's like, oh, are you very, very, very, very, you know, and so on, so forth, that'll, that'll knock out at least 300 pages if you do it right. That's an opening line, if ever I've heard one. That's what I just learned how. Genius over here. You're welcome. That's how I got a D in English, but D's get degrees. And so does this D. |
| 2:19.0 | And D's get degrees. And so does this D. |
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