Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you very much. I appreciate you.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, thank you. I know. I know. I know. I know.

It's very exciting. I know why you're happy to see me.

I'm a guy on TV not standing in the rain. That's good.

He's fools in the rain. Aren't they fools telling you how dangerous the storm is while they're standing in the middle of it?

It's one of the other.

Millions could be without power. Yeah, they're called Democrats.

Well, look, people in the carolineers are freaking out over Florence.

Not the hurricane or trans woman who is using the wrong bathroom.

But we wish the best for the carolineers. They can't hear me. They have no power.

We wish the best.

The president is on it. He wants you to know that the government is ready. He is monitoring the storm from the command center and his bed.

He has stockpiled tweets. And he is prepared to give himself an A-plus.

Now he handles it and to dispute how many died in the last storm in Puerto Rico.

Just see what this asshole did all week. Obsessing on the one a year ago that he fucked up, it was way less than 3,000.

And the ones who did die, it wasn't from lack of paper towels. I tell you that.

Yes, Trump is saying that the Democrats inflated the numbers of dead to make me look bad.

And if one thing, there is the Donald Trump hate. And somebody who falsely inflates numbers.

Yes.

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