Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Ma.

Thank you very much. I love you too. Thank you for being here. Thank you so much. I know why you're happy.

This is the week that Trump found out that everyone hates him. And I don't mean people like me. I mean the people who work for him.

Bob Woodward's new book came out or the excerpts did and it's called All the Presidents Men Think He's an Indian.

I mean boy Bob Woodward, first Nixon, now he's doing Trump. He has brought down more Republicans than gay sex and public restrooms.

I'll tell you. But it's been a real double whammy for the president because first the excerpts came out from the Woodward book and then the day after then anonymous.

You saw this anonymous op-ed was printed in the New York Times from a very high up White House official. And both the book and the op-ed

stayed basically the same thing that there was a resistance from inside the White House. The anonymous authors said many senior officials are working very hard to protect America from Trump.

And Trump started to suspect something was going on. He went into a cabinet meeting and they were all wearing pussy hats.

Everybody wants to know who this anonymous is, another is a senior official who wrote in his piece that he or she finds Trump to be a moral and impulsive and ill-informed and petty. So suspects include everybody.

Because it turns out that everybody in the White House is living in this Bospital World where they are not who they say they are.

And today Melania said, oh I thought I was the only one vaking it.

Well you know what? She even had to deny it. They even asked Melania. And she said no it's not me.

If I have something to say I'll write it on my jacket. That's me. But Trump is so pissed off of what?

A turn card right in his presence, a traitor who would betray the Russians like that.

He's pissed off. He says the New York Times must turn over and not turn him over.

What the fuck in country does he think he lives in? Will we turn people over for national security purposes?

And so we catch this guy. He says the threat level is going to orange.

But still white around the eye.

You know it's a warning sign when the president looks like a warning sign.

That, you know, I mean...

Everyone's debating whether he's crazy. I'm still getting over the fact that the president dies his hair, platinum blonde, and paints his face basketball orange.

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