Ep.#471: Apartheid In Your Pants

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2021

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Doug's back home for the holidays and very high.

We have no idea what the future holds so get on the Mailing List at https://www.dougstanhope.com/. When we know, we'll let you know.

Recorded Nov 26th, 2021 at the FunHouse in BIsbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), Raider, Valentina, and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.

Doug's new book, "No Encore For The Donkey" available exclusively at Audible.com - https://amzn.to/31uwvO0

LINKS -

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Keep the ear party pumping with the ISSUES WITH ANDY podcast featuring Andy Andrist, Brett Erickson, Chad Shank and Chaille. New episode every Friday - https://www.patreon.com/issueswithandy

Need more Chaille? Check out Mix Tape Time Machine Podcast with John Norris, Matt Collins and Ggreg Chaille - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mix-tape-time-machine-podcast/id1554596023

It's FREE to join Chad on his Twitch Channel. Go the Chad's Twitter page where he has pinned a tweet with instructions - https://twitter.com/hdfatty

Visit the Stanhope Store - http://www.dougstanhope.com/store/

Closing song, “The Stanhope Rag”, written and performed by Scotty Conant for Doug Stanhope and used with permission – Available on Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/scottyconant

Photo by Egglester

Support the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast

Transcript

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Doug Stanhope Podcast.
0:07.0	That's all we could go on then.
0:16.0	So post holiday chaos here day after Thanksgiving.
0:20.0	Thanks for tuning in to Doug Stanhope in the Funhouse crowd.
0:25.0	We're having a great family holiday celebration day after Black Friday or as we call it African American.
0:37.0	I don't know what we call it that.
0:40.0	Oh that's how we called it that.
0:41.0	And it's not the day after Friday it is Black Friday.
0:45.0	The day after Thanksgiving is what I was trying to say.
0:48.0	That's what you started with.
0:50.0	I tried to go all light FM and then you cock blocked me on African American target stamp.
0:58.0	You're a word your words were your problem there.
1:04.0	I like this is I put a note that been getting high a lot since I've been back.
1:10.0	Thank you the road.
1:11.0	Thanks for having me for three months and I'll get back to you.
1:15.0	But in the meantime I'm so happy to be home and be able to get high at really high and only annoyed Dave Rader.
1:23.0	Dave Rader had to take me one on one the other night.
1:26.0	High as fuck.
1:29.0	He's like I go I think I put a drink because I didn't the night before I watch that squid game.
1:38.0	I had one bad day I go I'm gonna get shit done and one fucking Kafka ask problem with a fucking DMV issue and no you have to call another states DMV and DMV's don't answer their fucking bones and I don't know and I went fuck this I don't need to do this.
1:56.0	It's god damn Thanksgiving week I don't have another good to fucking New Year's why am I trying to get shit done right away.
2:03.0	And I sat in bed and I watched a squid game fucking all in a row nine hours of that.
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