DSP #470: Work is Sick

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Doug is work of sick and has had enough of interruptions from the audience.

We have no idea what the future holds so get on the Mailing List at https://www.dougstanhope.com/. When we know, we'll let you know.

Recorded Nov 18th, 2021 at the Improv Green Room in Orlando, FL with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.

Doug's new book, "No Encore For The Donkey" available exclusively at Audible.com - https://amzn.to/31uwvO0

LINKS -

BetterHelp.com - Get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor at BetterHELP.com/stanhope.

Stageman Underwear - Stageman Underwear is ergonomically enhanced first layer gear for men. It's innovative design gently lifts the male genitals up and away from the legs for maximum performance and comfort. Go to www.Stageman.com and use Promo Code 'STANHOPE' to save 10% on your order.

Keep the ear party pumping with the ISSUES WITH ANDY podcast featuring Andy Andrist, Brett Erickson, Chad Shank and Chaille. New episode every Friday - https://www.patreon.com/issueswithandy

Need more Chaille? Check out Mix Tape Time Machine Podcast with John Norris, Matt Collins and Ggreg Chaille - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mix-tape-time-machine-podcast/id1554596023

It's FREE to join Chad on his Twitch Channel. Go the Chad's Twitter page where he has pinned a tweet with instructions - https://twitter.com/hdfatty

Visit the Stanhope Store - http://www.dougstanhope.com/store/

Closing song, “The Stanhope Rag”, written and performed by Scotty Conant for Doug Stanhope and used with permission – Available on Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/scottyconant

Photo by Egglester

Support the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast.
0:13.6	When we last left you, I was flying from Arizona to Florida with the traumatic headcoals,
0:23.6	not COVID, tested negative, and actually I made it through the flight, okay, I was very
0:32.9	worried that I would have coughing and sneezing fits on the plane and they would ground the
0:38.4	plane and I would be quarantined even though I was wearing my fucking negative test result
0:46.4	like a lanyard or a paper hat.
0:49.0	Well, we made it here, but God damn it, does it suck to work sick?
0:59.2	And you know, I know I only work an hour a night and all that, but you still have to
1:05.4	travel.
1:07.2	Everything in Florida is fucking, they had my room set at 64 degrees.
1:13.0	You have to understand, I wear long johns at home.
1:16.9	If it's 70 degrees or less, I'm wearing long johns.
1:21.2	I don't like the cold.
1:22.8	I think the reason that this cold is held on for fucking week now is every place we go
1:28.0	into is why do you go to fucking Florida to be cold?
1:31.8	They do the same shit in Arizona.
1:34.2	They didn't air conditioning.
1:35.8	Yeah, they bathed fucking iced, chilly, really fucking, the fucking hallway at the hotel
1:44.8	last night just walk out of your room and go, oh, I better go back and get a jacket and
1:50.2	a hat just to get to the lobby.
1:52.2	Yeah, I understand keeping it cool when it's fucking overwhelmingly hot out, but you don't
1:57.8	have to make it the opposite of going to a warm place.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from All Things Comedy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of All Things Comedy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.