Ep. 47 | Venezuela's Utterly Avoidable Catastrophe | Guest: Brian Brushwood
The Political Orphanage
Andrew Heaton
4.9 • 1000 Ratings
🗓️ 29 January 2019
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Venezuela's economy hit rock bottom, then just kept digging straight to the septic tank. Now there are rival presidents vying for power over a starving populace. Magician and deputized foreign policy expert Brian Brushwood joins Heaton to assess the once-wealthy nation's plunge into full-blown socialism and economic collapse.
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| 0:14.3 | Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I'm your host Andrew McGillicuddy Callahan Heaton the third and today Brian Brushwood |
| 0:19.5 | podcaster extraordinaire magician comedian is going to be joining me. We're going to talk about Venezuela, which if you |
| 0:25.6 | haven't been paying attention to, it is bleak. If you have a time share in |
| 0:30.1 | Venezuela, it is probably not doing very well. If you've got friends over there, you should check in on them |
| 0:36.3 | because it's going poorly. And I will talk to Brian about the causes of that, the future of Venezuela, |
| 0:40.6 | and everything else. We will all earn master's degree in foreign policy |
| 0:44.4 | by the end of this very podcast. But before we do that, I do have to pay the bills, so I need to give a |
| 0:49.8 | quick shout out to our sponsor. Something's Off with Andrew Heaton is brought to you by glow in the dark cheese by Fromage |
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| 1:21.5 | It's also providing a valuable income to a historically marginalized French ethnic |
| 1:26.1 | minority. Street mines. Yes, all of the cheese made by Fromage de Pierre is traditionally made the traditional way by French street mines. |
| 1:36.0 | Mime culture has a long-standing cheese manufacturing culture which stretches back in uninterrupted 600 years, |
| 1:41.5 | even during the Huguenot cheese purge you've no doubt read about. |
| 1:45.3 | These proud people, first encountered by none other than Julius Caesar on his campaign in Gaul, |
| 1:50.2 | have in so many ways been assimilated into French society. |
| 1:53.3 | Their language has all but died out, and today most of them are nominal Catholics. |
| 1:57.6 | But there's one thing which remains unabashedly mind-centric, |
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