There will be absolutely no Star Wars spoilers on this episode of The Andrew Clayvin Show.

But those of you who have noticed that Hillary Clinton and the villainous Kylo Ren are never

seen together at the same place at the same time.

Let me just say, all is explained.

All right, I'm not giving anything away, but all is explained.

Figure one thing, I'm Andrew Clayvin, and this is The Andrew Clayvin Show.

All right, it's Christmas week, hooray.

And today is the shortest day of the year.

So thank you for listening, and we'll be back again next time.

Oh, maybe that's not what that means.

I'm just sorry.

I'm absolutely serious.

I am going to talk about Star Wars, but they will not be a single spoiler on the show.

And I won't even say, I'm not even going to say whether I liked it or didn't like it,

loved it or hated it, because even that can get in your head and kind of ruin your enjoyment

of the show.

And when I was younger coming up in the literary world, there used to be this idea that critics

would, New York Times critics specifically, but a lot of critics would give away the ends

of movies.

And when they were chastised for it, they would say, oh, well, the plot of a movie doesn't

matter.

It's the artistic ideas and the subtext and the things that I'm talking about that are

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