Ep 47: FDT

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2016

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

The brand is strong! The Bronx's very own Bodega Boys giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Recorded at Red Bull Studios in NYC. This week: Babies, Horses, Donald Trump, Houses, Dream Kardashian and more!

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0:00.0	Good afternoon, y'all. It's your boy Ben Barson. I'm back.
0:04.8	It's fucking lit. I know you have been reading the tabloids and the newspapers or the publications.
0:14.4	I'm about to be the secretary of health. Nigger was good
0:19.6	Trump hauled me down baby
0:22.1	All in the room I crew in that kitchen
0:25.1	Yeah, listen, it's about to be lit. I'm about to be the secretary of health and development of the United States of America
0:32.5	Donald Trump
0:33.7	I'm going to intro him. He's going to intro me and he's gonna put the Rockefeller chain on my breast
0:39.1	Never in your life have you opened the cranium of a giraffe and
0:43.3	Restructured it to your liking
0:45.3	You can't fuck with me. Donnie Hala
0:48.6	Ben I may mistake here. I forgot that you were an
0:52.6	African-American
0:54.4	So what's gonna happen is I'm gonna
0:57.4	Negate my offer to you
1:00.8	We'll grab you by the pussy and send you on your way, please security come get him. Please get him out of you
1:06.1	It's really good. Yo, Danny. I thought we was boys. Can I rock please?
1:10.7	Please this is all I have my book in selling no more. They're closing the bonds and nobles
1:16.8	Please Danny security get this nigga out of here. Please immediately. I'm about to wash a shit
1:21.2	Yo, do the fucking drop get this guy out of here live from Red Bull Studios, New York
1:26.2	Oh
1:47.6	Somebody's getting a Oscar oh
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