EP. 469: My Best Friends Wedding

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2022

⏱️ 42 minutes

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0:00.0	What would have to happen for you to cancel going to your best friend's wedding?
0:04.4	I'm talking like the friend of the opposite sex because exactly what's happened to her,
0:08.0	she feels like her male best friend has done something so bad that she's literally thinking
0:12.4	about canceling the whole destination wedding. But should she? This is, y'all, this is a wild
0:19.2	episode. I'm just gonna tell you going into it. I'm like, what? It's today on the show.
0:23.7	Hi, my name's Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:28.2	You're not just any mama's boy. You're a certified mama's boy. And this is the certified
0:35.2	mama's boy podcast. Hello, welcome to certified mama's boy podcast. This is a podcast that we do
0:42.2	every single day that is based around three principles. Live, laugh, love your mom. That means we
0:46.8	live our lives out loud. We laugh a lot and we love my mom. Hi, mom, my cousin, my cousin, my
0:52.2	co-host. Nancy, Nancy, hi, mom. Hi, honey. I'm gonna tell you conspiracy theory that I felt for
0:58.6	years. And I just happened to put it on my Instagram yesterday and starting to blow up a little bit.
1:02.3	I wanted to explore it here on the podcast a little bit. There's, in conspiracy theory, of course,
1:07.9	there's no way in hell that the buttons at crosswalks actually do anything.
1:17.9	Oh, pushed across. I don't think those things actually do a dance thing. I agree. Have you ever
1:26.8	noticed a traffic pattern change when you hit that button? I mean, does anything magically happen?
1:32.1	Do you think that like anybody programming, anybody programming the traffic lights are going to
1:39.7	change the flow of traffic because somebody actually wants to cross the street. I was walking
1:45.7	today. I went over the chiropractor for the first time in a while and I was walking. I saw the button
1:50.4	and I always hit it. Listen, I always hit it. I always do. But post-COVID I hit with my elbow because
1:58.6	but I'm just as I'm sitting there and of course it takes forever for it to change. It's not like
2:02.5	instantly like all of a sudden, okay, sure, please go ahead and cross. And I was thinking I was
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