Ep.#468: Hotel Breakfast Buffet Hack (AD FREE)
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2021
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
Doug's hotel breakfast buffet hack, a major issue with a minor airline, and the Baggage Myth explained.
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Recorded Nov. 5th, 2021 in a Hilton at Skankfest South in Houston, TX with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), Bingo (@bingobingaman), Tracey (@Egglester), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.
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Closing song, “The Stanhope Rag”, written and performed by Scotty Conant for Doug Stanhope and used with permission – Available on Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/scottyconant
Photo Credit - Egglester
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast |
| 0:13.8 | Yeah, I'm not not hurry Jesus Christ. I just want to look at myself marvel at the fact that I'm alive |
| 0:19.6 | important |
| 0:24.6 | So my tennis |
| 0:26.8 | Body was asked good I spare a little cash |
| 0:31.9 | Maybe that's how I open the podcast is singing no by asking questions that need to be asked |
| 0:40.6 | Yeah |
| 0:42.6 | Do I? |
| 0:46.6 | People in the room. No, are we recording? |
| 0:49.9 | Yeah, I'll just ask |
| 0:53.0 | You were in that sharp jacket. I'm so glad I didn't burn that one |
| 0:58.4 | All right, there we go. Are you smoking the room? Yeah, I'm smoking the goddamn room. Does it look like we're outdoors? |
| 1:05.7 | It's getting faster. I'm a goddamn diamond medallion number now. What are they gonna do? |
| 1:11.0 | I'm here for four days. Do you think they're gonna smell this cigarette in four days from now? |
| 1:16.0 | Just get on my I'm a little peachy. I woke up the first morning of skein class to be a little peachy |
| 1:22.1 | Little fuzzy Tracy can we get a tissue for dogs don't don't I'm just marrying it slide. I don't have a huge |
| 1:28.5 | Booger hanging out of your mouth. Then why don't you just grab it? |
| 1:32.5 | I didn't have my booger grabber |
| 1:34.5 | I left it |
| 1:36.5 | It's where we'll get it if you get it. I felt yeah, I felt booger snarty last night |
| 1:42.4 | I know it's thinking I can't keep picking up. I know it's like this. Yeah, not a public I'm doing coke |
| 1:47.6 | I don't even know if there's even drugs anymore. I thought how am I gonna get through skank spests? |
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