Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you."

Hey Jordan Jesse Go listeners, it's me Jesse. Well, I've got some news for you.

King Dad has struck again. My third child, Curtis Francis Thorn, was born as of this recording

just a couple of days ago. And for that reason, I was unable to travel to Chicago for very, very

fun day. But the good news is that my good friend Dave Schumko was kind enough to fill in for me

and Jordan still made the trip. So let's go to the stage of very, very fun day in Chicago and Jordan

Jesse Go live. Hi guys, how's it going? This Jordan Jesse Go, I'm Jordan Morris Point Detective

for those listening at home. I did a fun bit where I came up from the audience and jumped on the

stage. It's a little bit too tall. I should have gone around. So Jordan Morris' cardinal rule

of podcasting always start with visual humor. Always goes well. So yeah, Jesse Thorn sadly cannot be

here today. I don't know, diarrhea or something. But I thought this was kind of a good chance to maybe

debut a little piece of my one-man show I've been working on. A little bit different than the podcast.

It's just about my family. My great-grandfather was one of the bayous, most famous Zydeco men.

And this is just a little bit of his life. So I hope you guys enjoy.

Oh, hello, I didn't see y'all stand in there. I'm just fucking around. I'm not going to do that.

Here to banter with me in Jesse Thorn's place is one of my favorite podcast men.

All the way from Canada and the great shows. Stop podcasting yourself. Dave Shumka, everybody.

Dave Shumka. Hi. It's appropriate to stand when a lady enters.

Hi, I'm Canada's radio street car. Dave Shumka. Yes, Canada's radio street car. Guys, I don't

know what things are. How about this venue, huh, Dave? Hey, man. So this is, I feel like I feel like a

mid-tier indie rock band. Look at me, mom. I'm the whole steady. I was just 16. Never mind.

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