Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goh. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective. Every week on Jordan Jesse Goh, we talk for a while.

That's true, and then the show ends, and you listen to something else.

Let's say, oh, I don't know, the Slate Culture Gap Fest.

Jordan, if you ever looked at, we have a kind listener who takes notes while he listens to

Jordan Jesse Goh, just things that stand out to him. And he'll share that on the Reddit or

on the Facebook group. It's a Google Doc, right? Yeah, he makes a Google Doc of this.

I look at that, and I think this is what I'm doing with my life. If you just read it,

this. If you just were to read it, it would seem like something they found at a serial killer's house,

something they retrieved. It is in an evidence locker. It may have been written in feces.

I just look at the list and think, who am I? Like, what is this? What choices have I made?

These are the kinds of questions that come up for me. I made a choice today. What choice did you make?

I like to have a little snack before I come over here. I usually eat dinner afterwards.

Go into the fridge. I've got a clamshell of blackberries. I learned that word the last time we

talked about berries. That's what blackberries come in. They also like to come in Mrs. Blackberry

when they're trying to get pregnant. I like to come in that clamshell, am I right? Sure, yeah,

only on your birthday. That's the only time my wife will let me fuck me to see a blackberry.

This is mixing. This coherent. Hard to say. I'm getting these out of the fridge.

I can't wait to see it on the list. I'll just say that. Hold on, Mike!

No, why don't we introduce Mike, and then he can comment on my berry story.

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