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And I find myself once again in a car waiting for the street sweeper. It is alternate side of the street parking day. Yay! Yay for me!

Oh my goodness, this old gag. I got a lower my mirror. I got to be ready when I see that street sweeper in the side view mirror because you know I got to get the hell out of the way.

So they can sweep the street and move all the dirt from this side of the street to the other side of the street.

Brandon Hollinger, you are first on the Facebook. What's going on my brother? Zoom zoom. What's up George? How are you? You are first on the good old YouTube. You got Rachel, lamp chops, don't drive.

What's going on, buddy? Good to see you. My brother Ted Palawada, we got Keith M. Chris. Oh my god, is that the streets? Oh my god, you got to be on high alert.

Somebody was beeping because someone was double parked. God forbid you double parking. New York City people will lose their shit.

I am hyper because I got to be I got to be razor sharp right now. Parking day. What a pain. Todd Kennedy understands right Todd? There's a bike coming right now.

I got to do this. Oh, I'm sorry.

So that's not even funny because I bike a lot around New York City. I always get ahead of. I just wanted to do that for the stupid livestream. I'll be honest with you.

He was in no danger. But yeah, I do a lot of biking in New York City and I've gone over the side of a door that someone unexpectedly opened while I'm on a side street because on the side streets, you don't really got a lot of room to bike.

So you're you're pretty tight to the to the cars. And one of the rules in New York City, especially for cabs, you're not supposed to open up the doors that face the actual road. You're supposed to open up the doors that face the sidewalk.

And most New Yorkers also know that. And every once in a while, you'll be flying down a side road and somebody out of nowhere opens up their driver side door.

And I had one significant incident where my my bike hit the door and I went flying over the door, tumbling and wumbling. And I was okay, but it was very, very scary.

I should have done that because I'm a bike guy. But I just want to show off for you guys every every once in a while, I do stuff on this thing that I normally wouldn't do.

F bicyclists, what the hell, Nero, when what's going to rob you? They ride on the sidewalk instead of the bike lanes, they're annoying. Well, I do that too because it's way safer on the sidewalk. It's it's gotten scary on the streets.

Because you got the electric bikes. They're the delivery guys. And man, time is money. So these guys got souped up electric bikes that go no joke 30, 40 miles an hour. And you step off the curb.

They don't acknowledge traffic lights. They don't acknowledge stop signs. So you assume you step off the curb because it's your turn to walk across the street.

These guys, man, I can't tell you how many times he's zip right by your your nose. And I got the electric scooter. And it's pretty dangerous on the street. So I absolutely ride the sidewalk.

And then every once in a while, you get a lady. It's always a car. And I know that term is overused, but God, can you get your electric scooter off the sidewalk and without missing a beat, I always always go, mind your business.

But then if it's not a Karen and it's a, you know, and it's a tough guy from uptown, then you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to shut my F in mouth. But we all do that. We all size up the situation before we act out, right? I think so.

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