Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

I actually know why you're happy today.

It's the law.

So much happened this, so much legal stuff happened this week.

Finally after 18 months of working on this, the Justice Department's Inspector General released his report on the FBI's actions in the 2016 election.

Trump said he wanted to read the whole thing before commenting, I'm joking of course.

It's 500 pages, he gets bored halfway through a fortune cookie.

He's been reading a report.

The upshot of it is that the FBI helped Trump, as we all knew, and Trump made such a big deal out of Hillary's emails that Komi didn't want anyone to think that the FBI was helping Hillary and was on her side.

So they rat-fucked her campaign.

You know, it's like when the ref needs the show that he's fair, he shoots the hometown quarterback in the mouth.

And Michael Cohen, did you hear this? Trump's fixer, Laurie, what do you want to call him?

Lapdog, he's...

They're saying, I don't know if this is true, this thing he's ready to cooperate with prosecutors.

I hope that makes Trump nervous. I mean, Michael Cohen has given more money to porn stars than Charlie Sheen.

Well, I don't think it makes Trump nervous.

And this Michael Cohen took out a restraining order on Michael Avanetti.

Right, wanting to stop appearing on television.

The complaint, I love this, says Avanetti, is creating a circus with his unquestion...unquenchable thirst for publicity.

Michael, you do know you work for Donald Trump, don't you?

But, uh, and also, listen to this, New York's Attorney General has filed a lawsuit trying to shut down Trump's family's phony charity.

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