Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris boy detective. Happy new year my friend. Happy new year to you.

A good wasail to you. I do not know what a wasail is.

And, uh, hey, a special happy new year to everybody out there who's already broken their resolutions.

Oh, you know what I did? Die hard to Christmas movie this year.

I resolved to keep my resolutions so that. Wait a minute. Hold on.

This year I resolved to break my resolutions so that when I broke my resolutions, I wouldn't gain weight.

That was good. Can I get some options on that? Can you just do that again?

But give me a couple different reads. Yeah. This year I went ahead and resolved.

Not to go to the gym because I hate it there. I hate the smell.

Okay. I think we'll probably use that one but just do one more for fun.

Okay. Is this like it just for me? Take this is just for you.

Okay. You're Vince Vaughn. This is wedding crashers too. Got it. And you're just gonna go.

Just going and going and going. Yeah. I'm a little locked up.

Oh boy. So this just close your eyes and imagine you're crashing a wedding.

Right. Okay. And you're and to so you need to score with the babes at this wedding, right?

Right. Okay. Because you're a wedding crasher.

Right. It's what you do. How are the babes hot? Oh yeah. Smoking hot.

Okay. Jugs for days. Right. Games for miles. Buns for years.

Right. These gals have buns for years, Jesse. Yeah. Like century buns.

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