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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 461 - D.D.S.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.89.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod

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Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com

y0o0o0o0o0 Wuts guddd. We're back. Just the D.A.W.G.Z. this week. Early mornin' cast. Pipin' HOT cast. Bidness as usual. Please enjoy. God Bless.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, my freaking gosh. Yes. What's up, dude? We're back early morning. We're back at it early morning. Yeah, another nasty cold. I can't believe that

0:10.9

I hate that for you. I know it really sucks. I hate you having a they they're like it's all I can think about when I'm snuffed up like that

0:16.7

It could be because 5,000 dudes talk directly into my mouth this weekend. True

0:21.6

Scream directly into my mouth

0:23.6

That could be it. It is funny. It is like having kids. It's fucking it's

0:31.4

Dude's come up and like yeah, and I know when I can feel I don't like I can literally feel when it happens. Oh yeah

0:38.1

Dude's this close like the new stuff's okay. Just a breath. Just

0:44.1

Strack and feel their breath is my mouth just like oh

0:48.6

Fuck no

0:50.8

Damn, dude, that fucking stinks. I think I have I have the opposite. I got fucking you're up here. I have medical

0:57.3

You have bowel issues. I have medical grade diarrhea dude. We were basically honest. I did just drop the medical grade

1:02.5

Die. How'd you like it? Like the die was cast

1:06.0

The cast and die and you know what it is honestly whenever I drink whenever I take cough medicine

1:11.5

I always get I always have medical grade die. I could see that. I don't know why. I don't know

1:15.7

I know the halls. I ate a whole bag of halls and I was a young man. I had a bunch of halls

1:18.9

The young ones they a lot of them have a lot of vitamin C and then too much vitamin C turns on the diarrhea lover

1:24.5

Oh really? Oh, yeah. Oh, I've been taking a ton of vitamin C heavy

1:27.3

Heavy dose of vitamin C will get the die fluid. It's a little vitamin D. Yeah, and also in the spirit of honesty

1:32.0

I want to keep everything like totally transparent. My wife had diarrhea as well. Yeah

1:36.9

My wife also suffered a diarrhea. My woman was here and it's like I think there's a bug going around. It's like you

1:43.9

I mean you had diarrhea too

1:46.3

Yeah, true. How do you know? Yeah, everybody's die has been crazy. We got there. We got the Rochester and we both were like

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