Ep 46: Riverdale Season 5 is a monstrosity

Jumping In An Elevator

Mike's Mic

Comedy

5.0 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!] This episode actually kinda fits the brief of what the podcast was originally about - things you want to know more about but you can't be bothered researching yourself - as we do a very deep dive into the confusing mess that is Riverdale Season 5. I go through the ENTIRE season plot out of context and it gets more and more insane each episode. You want murder? Aliens? A time jump? War vet Archie? FBI agent Betty? All present xxx

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0:00.0	Hello everybody welcome to jumping in an elevator the podcast where I
0:07.9	full stop special hello today goes to one of my top tier patrons Charlie
0:14.5	Charlie look I think you suffer enough having a name like Charlie can be linked
0:20.3	to so many Charlie related things but I'm gonna do it again I hope you're not
0:24.6	fearful of Willy Wonka a lot Charlie in the chocolate factory famed because a
0:30.5	picture came out today of Timothy Jalamet in the Willy Wonka costume and I
0:36.0	didn't know how to feel about it so I just said you know what let me close that
0:39.4	Twitter tab and let me just move on with my day and this is the actually the only
0:42.8	time that I've thought about it besides when I actually saw it and I still have
0:46.4	no thoughts on the matter I don't know what to think so I'm just not going to
0:49.8	think so I get that advice to you Charlie I hope you're not thinking fantastic
0:55.9	how is everyone fantastic I knew I knew you're all gonna say fantastic when I
1:01.4	went to get my planner which is how I plan everything imagine that using a
1:04.7	planner to plan things I saw this diagram right I'll explain it to the
1:09.6	listeners at some point in the last week I came up with a concept of the
1:16.9	internet fame hot funny scale now I don't know what started this I think it's
1:23.1	because I saw some tiktok about ratios like your likes to follow as ratio on
1:29.4	tiktok and like what a good one is and like how to tell blah blah blah I was
1:34.5	like okay random but then I put some thought into the types of people they
1:40.2	get popular on the internet so let me go through this scale quickly and this
1:43.7	episode we're gonna be talking about Riverdale season five I'll put time
1:46.9	links in the YouTube video if you want to skip ahead if you're listening and
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