What is that?

What the fuck are we doing here?

That's deep bro

Hey bros, welcome to that deep bro serious questions with silly people I'm your host Christina Pajitsky

I hope you had a great week bros

I did, you know, I'm growing a person inside of me I got ten weeks left on the sentence

And I'm trying to lay low man I just swim at the pool, I spy on other people

I hear a lot of dad jokes I had a guy hit on me this week at the gym swimming pool

That was pretty cool

He walks by me and he's like, I'm gonna just swallow a beach ball

And I bled with some fake like, yeah, that's a good one

I haven't heard that one

And he's like, you know what, I love babies

Love babies, love children, wish mind, wish little babies

And I was like, oh that's no, okay

And then he goes, I just love pregnant ladies, I love their glow

That's why I'm flirting with you

And he swam away

And at that point, like it took everything inside of me to hold the vomit from my throat

Like I have a little, I have like indigestion constantly

But I really was like, dude are you fucking kidding me?

Like is this a thing?

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