Welcome back to Heaving Busups. The podcast were two best friends,

giggle, snort, recap and review their way through a new romance novel each week.

This week we're finishing up our discussion about Molly Harper's how to flirt with a naked

werewolf so let's get right to it. Hi, mouthful Aaron. I. Hello, Meli.

I watched Aaron shove an entire, I don't even want to call it a cracker because it's got to be three inches

across.

Like it's one of those fuck off crackers it's not like a polite little

triscuit was not a one bite or a week then I made it a one bite cracker. Man, hey, remember when you asked me for landscaping advice and I found it to be hilarious because I might

have a pretty yard but I have no concept of landscaping.

Sure. You were like, everybody's making fun of me because I put in these things and like they look really random and do I need mulch? I put in a rose bush and I was showing

everybody that I put in a rose bush and how good it looked. Yeah it did look good.

And my friends were laughing at me because they're like, oh, your landscaping is very avant-garde. It's just out there in the middle. And it's not. It's like, it was it was equidistant between two bushes, I thought. And not to mention that everything looks weird when it's in baby form.

Yeah, because it's small.

You have to wait until it's a full-grown bush and then it looks like it's supposed to be there.

So like that's just how it works.

But I was like, I was like, no, don't get me wrong.

My yard is always pretty, but that's just because

when we moved in the person who lived here before me had a very sculpted idea of landscaping.

So he was like two rose bushes and an evergreen and then a something else and a something else.

And then we moved in in like November and then when spring came around I was like, what the

fuck?

There's no spring flowers. so I just went and I got every

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