Kill a little time for the child within, you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

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This week, we marked the beginning of December with what else, a Halloween spook regular

Let's go

It's Jordan, Jesse, GO! I am Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, Jordan Morris, boy detective

Shit Jordan. Wow. Everything's going crazy. I had no idea number one

We're inside of a horror film. Oh, yeah, a dialogue list horror film. Mm-hmm. There's a monster being created

There's beasts. Is this because it's our Halloween spooktacular? Yes, it is

We like to celebrate the beginning of December every year with the Halloween spooktacular. That's great

Yeah, we've got we've got those creepy. Oh, I kind of want it. Which is you know, I kind of wanted it to be stringed

I wanted it to be frightfest this year

Oh, well, it's too late now, dude

That's already a spooktacular. Damn it. Well, hey next year tuning for our Halloween frightfest

You know when I was in Chicago it was Halloween spooktacular at Chicago's Navy pier

But I only went to Navy pier because it turns out the Navy pier

It's like Fisherman's War for like anything any other totally retarded tourist attraction that exists for no reason other than to be a tourist attraction and

Like I don't I don't even like there's not really rides there. They couldn't like tour a real working battleship or something

No, it was shittier than that. Wow. Yeah, it was really shitty

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