Ep 459 - Wett Spesh (feat. Colum Tyrrell)

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 9.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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YO. Sup. We're back with your weekly hot cast. Our dear pal Collie joins us this week. He just put out a brand new stand up comedy special. Go watch it NOW on his YouTube channel, it's a great spesh. You'll love it. He may or may not be drenched by the end of it. God bless you all. Please enjoy.

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0:00.0	We're gone. We're locked good like this
0:03.3	I'm like this talking about our panes. It's nasty little fucking you little fucking grandma
0:09.9	Is that grandma that it is a grandma?
0:16.9	Is a jack-o-lantern dude you are great. It's almost spooky time. I know we've reached the spooky time
0:22.7	The spooky cycle. Yeah, it's almost spooky time. We just wait for Halloween over and over. Yeah, I love Halloween dude
0:28.5	What are you gonna go at this here? Oh
0:30.5	Dude, I don't we had a couple ideas. What the fuck? Oh my god, it's Federman and just wear like Federman be nice might just my normal outfit
0:38.7	So I already had gym shorts
0:41.6	Yeah, I just saw Federman. He was talking. He sounds all right. He does. He's a lot better. Yeah, maybe he's all Jamie Foxx recovering from that
0:49.1	Yeah, true. They bounce Jamie Foxx back or
0:53.0	You think I don't want to start political talk. What do you think he got cloned?
0:56.9	That's a tough one. Federman might be the hardest. Yeah, true
1:00.9	It's a tough guy to clone. He's a tough one to recreate. Federman is a giant senator from Pennsylvania
1:06.8	He had a stroke and then he
1:08.8	Can't put him on debate stages. He literally couldn't talk
1:13.0	Yeah, the first debate he went on they were like all right open and comments are to you Mr. Federman. He goes
1:18.5	Pennsylvania
1:20.1	Good night
1:21.3	There I go man
1:23.3	He beat the other guy
1:25.9	So bad that he won
1:27.9	Yeah, there's a lot of strokes and Alzheimer's are all the rage right now. Yeah, the other guy who's the guy who's having a stroke that everyone was like I hope you fucking die
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