Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh

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Thank you, thank you, thank you, that's a lot of well and welcome to this week's episode of I don't even know where to start

That's what I'm renaming this show I will I'm sure you've seen the news Trump has two new best friends

Rudy Giuliani and Kanye West, it's really it's like he

He joined a new dating site, okay stupid

So Rudy Giuliani as you know replaces Michael Cohen that was his lawyer

So Rudy's in for Michael Cohen he's traded a lawyer who carries a bat for a lawyer who turns into one

And Rudy had a pretty rough beginning I did it seems like weeks ago was only yesterday

The lies turn out were so quickly Rudy was all of a fox news admitted that Trump fired coming because of the Russian investigation

Admitted that Trump reimburse Cohen for the Stormy Daniels pay up admitted that Trump knew about the hush money to Stormy Daniels

I think the person who needs money to hush is Rudy

All right, this is it

Let's say brilliant legal strategy called confessing

So

According to Rudy here's what we're supposed to believe the Trump has a default arrangement with his lawyer that if any porn star

Anywhere in America that I banged at a golf club

Says she did you don't have to check with me just pay her

So

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