Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maul.

Thank you, how you doing?

Oh, hey.

President, I was about to have a hour today calling into Fox and Friends.

He was defending watching TV all day.

He said, it keeps you on the ball.

He said, you keep your sanity.

Really?

That keeps you're saying, what would you be like without TV?

Because naked at a waffle house is taken.

Then there was an awkward moment, the Fox and Friends people asked him about Melania's birthday.

And he said, yeah, I didn't do too good with that.

I'm so busy, I couldn't go shopping.

He said, but I got her a nice card.

I got her a card.

It says, happy holidays from your state farm insurance agent.

But it's still a card.

I don't know if you heard about this Dr. Ronnie guy, Dr. Ronnie Jackson, you know who he is.

He's been the White House physician.

And there are also allegations that he's a very bad alcohol problem.

But you know what, if your job involves seeing Donald Trump naked, so would you.

He was also accused of being drunk on a foreign trip to the point where he was banging on a female staffer's hotel room in the middle of the night

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