Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much. Wow. What a...

I love you too. Thank you very much.

Glad you're in a yelling mood.

Well, look, I hate to disappoint you, but not much happened this week.

All right, let's go over what happened. The offices of Trump's personal lawyer were rated.

He had a meltdown of a Jim Comet's book, The Homeland Security Advisor Quit, The Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan.

Out.

And we're attacking Russia in Syria as we speak right now.

So things are really quieting down.

No, it looked like Trump was backing off his threat to attack Syria, but apparently he got the go-ahead from Foxen Friends today.

So...

I don't want to say this raid is meant to distract from his other problems, but it's called Operation Desert Stormy.

I...

Well, we know he was getting serious about Syria,

because he gave Assad a nickname this week. And you know, when you get the nickname, you know,

Crooked Hillary, Lion Teddy, calls him Gas-Killing Animal.

By the way, Gas-Killing Animal also headlighting Coachella this week.

You see gas-killing animal.

Yes, this is the Art of War by Captain Underpants, but...

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