Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Hey, everyone, thanks for coming.

Thank you very much.

Well, I get people are happy. It's springtime, and oh, and I know why you're happy.

Trump came up with another great idea.

It's a great idea, guy. Troops at the border, isn't that great?

We're gonna be sending the National Guard to the border.

Why now? Why is he doing this now?

Of course, like everything with this moron, because he was watching Fox News.

And they started to talk about a caravan. Have you heard about this?

This caravan of people from Central America who's come caravans or everybody freaked out.

Home depots like, we're gonna need a bigger parking lot.

Caravan.

But no, he thinks he's gonna lose his base.

And culture, who basically made him president with her book about immigration.

She's mad because he hasn't built the wall yet.

So she's tweeting angry things about him.

And you cannot lose and culture.

I mean, the last time a woman spanked him that bad was...

On the way ahead of me.

Yes, stormy day.

Now, it's all about, you know, with him, everything's about keeping his base happy.

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