The New York Times, a former newspaper, says President Trump once thought of firing special

counsel Robert Mueller, but didn't. Also, Mike Pence once considered looking at a porn

site but thought better of it, and Mitch McConnell had a momentary urge to punch Chuck Schumer in the

nose, but then decided that would be wrong. The Times quoted unnamed sources and visible friends

and an occasional imaginary playmate to report the Trump-imagined firing Mueller when Mueller's

investigation into Trump's imaginary collusion with Russia's imaginary hacking of the election

came too close to producing an imaginary indictment. According to Times editor

Blytherin Prevarication, the third, quote, sure, things are going well for America in reality,

but in our imagination, things are a disaster. And isn't that what really matters?

Unquote. The Times report about something that didn't actually happen, but might have happened

if the world bore any resemblance to what's written in the New York Times is pretty much in keeping

with the left-wing playbook. Leftists everywhere are predicting imaginary disasters at every turn.

This is an existential threat to the survival of human civilization.

The United States is set on course towards nuclear war.

No, it is the end of the road. This healthcare, the debate on healthcare is life death.

This is Armageddon.

So now we understand why they didn't fire the Hawaii guy who sent out a false nuclear

missile warning. Sending out fake warnings of imaginary disaster is standard leftist operating

procedure. The guy will probably be made the head of the DNC. Some of the left's disaster

claims can be disproven by careful fact-checking strategies like looking out the window,

ignoring the warnings and seeing if everything turns out all right. And just assuming anything

that George Soros, Al Gore, and Nancy Pelosi say is false and then going about your business.

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